Friday, February 15, 2013

Intro



Hi, my name is Piper Jihad Vortex Oswego. I'm about 8 years old. I was the only floofy cat of my litter. When my vet first saw me as a kitten, she said I was "exhibiting coon."
My Mommy was the cat of a guy who attempted to poison a church somewhere in Maine, but I have no real religious beliefs myself.